Recently I received a phone call from Sam's Club in which I was informed that through a store promotional I had won six months worth of free gas for my car. I was thrilled at the news and listened eagerly as the representative explained the details of my winnings. Ten minutes into the call, as part of the information needed to complete the transaction, I was asked for my credit card number. "Dang!" I exclaimed. "And I TOTALLY thought you were for real! How disappointing." Laughing, the man hung up.
A skeptical generation, we have been taught to disbelieve.
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Snopes, Saints, and Santa
Sunday, October 10, 2010
Scylla and Charybdis, Mingled with Scripture
According to ancient Greek myth, Scylla was a creature who was rooted to one spot in the ocean, and regularly ate sailors who passed by too closely. Her appearance has varied in classical literature; she was described by Homer in The Odyssey as having six heads perched on long necks along with twelve feet, while in Ovid's Metamorphoses, she was depicted as having the upper body of a nymph, with her mid section composed of dog's heads. Across a narrow strait from this fearsome nymph dwelt Charybdis, the daughter of Poseidon and Gaia. She was depicted with a single gaping mouth that sucked in huge quantities of water, and belched them out three times a day, creating whirlpools.
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
Nearsighted
When I put these glasses on,
There are blades of grass
That before I could not see,
And petals when I pass.
I see each point of starry light
Away up in the sky--
Shapes and shadows not discerned
with my imperfect eye.
O might I put some glasses on,
The face of God to see?
Or little indications that
He lives and loveth me?
For now, my vision's darkened, and
The world is cold and gray:
The blurry gloom that comes at night
When He is far away.
Monday, October 4, 2010
Should I Tell My Story, or Let it Go?
I haven't posted here in quite a while, so I don't know if any one is still checking this site out. But if you are, I'd like your input. Last week, as you may be aware, there was quite a debacle over at Mormon Matters, a blog which I've been co-administrating for the past 2 years. John Dehlin, the owner and founder of the blog has told his story of what happened here. If you want links to where it's been discussed around the Bloggernacle, go here. But I haven't told my side of the story publicly. I'm thinking it might be best to just let it go. By now, it's water under the bridge, because, GUESS WHAT! The bloggers that got "released" at Mormon Matters have started a new blog. I hope you'll visit us over at
And if you're reading, leave me a comment here. Do you think I should spill my version of events on my personal blog? Or should I just move on?
Thursday, September 30, 2010
The Truth of Personal Narrative
Originally posted at FPR
Bart Ehrman has pointed out that the popular view of Paul and his conversion makes it difficult for historians to evaluate what actually happened to make him "turn around." In the scriptural record Paul does not present himself as a guilt-ridden legalist whose realization that the law was impossible to keep led him to find forgiveness in Christ and motivated him to bring the good news of release to those burdened with guilt complexes like his own. Ehrman calls this view "fiction" and "widespread misperception" and instead directs us to Paul's own accounts found in Acts chapters 9, 22, and 26. The problem is that these accounts are difficult to harmonize; as they differ in several details. Paul's recounting of the event is suspect because he is remembering the event long afterward and reflecting upon it in light of his later experiences. Such a conundrum finds a parallel in our own Mormon foundation narrative of Joseph Smith's first vision. In Joseph's case, he leaves at least seven narratives, each a bit different, each a bit contradictory of the others.
Thursday, August 26, 2010
Yom Kippur and the Symbolism of Jonah's Spiritual Journey
Thursday, August 19, 2010
Adversity and Job
Saturday, August 14, 2010
Sophia of the Proverbs and the Feminine Divine
These passages affirm that Sophia was there when God made the earth and acted as a partner with God in the creation. This idea fits in well with my conceptualization of the male/female duality of the Divine. The passages can be interpreted as instructions to the earnest seeker to discover and follow the promptings of a Heavenly Mother:
Thursday, August 5, 2010
Discussing the Temple Initiatory from a Faithful Female Perspective (#2)
Thursday, July 29, 2010
Passing the Mantle
Saturday, July 24, 2010
Should Mormons in the Diaspora Celebrate Pioneer Day?
Thursday, July 15, 2010
The Divided Kingdom Today
Saturday, July 10, 2010
The Question Solomon Couldn't Answer
Thursday, July 8, 2010
Latter-day Morality
from a post on Mormon Matters
Sunday, July 4, 2010
When the Fourth of July Falls on the Sabbath
Thursday, July 1, 2010
Approaches to Psalms
Thursday, June 24, 2010
King David and the Doctrine of Blood Atonement
Thursday, June 17, 2010
Homosociality and the Friendship Between David and Jonathan
Thursday, June 10, 2010
You Can't Ride Two Donkeys With One Ass: Saul and Spiritual Rebirth
Thursday, June 3, 2010
Patriarchal Hierarchy and the Kingship Model
Thursday, May 27, 2010
A Closer Look at that Virtuous Woman
Saturday, March 20, 2010
Brothers: Tarot Randomizer #4
It was rather a synchronicity that the Tarot card picked for today's group creativity experiment was "The Devil." Last night my daughters and I attended a play at the Covey Center for the Arts, "Brothers," about the human side of two famous siblings, Lucifer and Jesus. I'm planning on reviewing the play for the Mormon Matters readers, but for now I did a quick sketch to put up for our group. I'm always lamenting my lack of artistic ability, but in this one I was trying to capture the moment in LDS doctrinal tradition where God the Father presents the plan of salvation to his children in the premortal existence. Satan's face is supposed to represent his disdain for the plan, his inner thoughts that he can come up with a better one, and a bit of sadness foreshadowing his eventual downfall. Jesus' face came out more beatific than I really intended, but I had difficulty capturing the feeling I wanted to express, of complete acceptance and excitement to put the plan in action.
Thursday, March 18, 2010
L'Ermita Aki: Tarot Randomizer #2
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Knight of Swords Tarot Randomizer #1
Overarching canyons and clouds,
Framing mountains and mornings--
That clears the confusion in sinus-blocked nostrils
A breath of freshness
To the unbalanced wanderer.
There's something about a Utah day--
Manifesting seedlings and springtime,
Teasing flowers with flurries--
That promises newness, fresh starts, and cleansing
Purging the old and ungainly
In the jaded heart.
There's something about a Utah ward--
Bustling with baby blessings and boundaries,
Tangling holiness and hypocrisy--
That slices the errant knight to the heart
Focusing sword-bright censure
Upon the unanchored soul.
This post a response to John R's Tarot Randomizer group creativity experiment, and a reaction to my visit to the Salt Lake/Provo area, where I am visiting for a couple of weeks.
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Jacob's Ladder: More on Faith vs. Works
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Putting an Edge on Abraham
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Where the Lord Annihilates all the Gays
“The Genesis passage is very clear, that the sin of Sodom that brought on the destruction of the city was indeed linked to homosexuality.” (R. Albert Mohler Jr., president of the Southern Baptist Seminary)“Saying that the last recorded acts of the Sodomites — the demands for same-gender sex — are proof that they were destroyed for homosexuality is like saying that a condemned man cursing his guards on the way to his execution is being executed for cursing the guards. Sodom was judged worthy of destruction before the incident with Lot and the angels.” (Inge Anderson, “Sins of Sodom“)
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Sod, Seed, Salvation: Abrahamic Covenant and the Claim to Palestine
Saturday, February 6, 2010
Joseph Smith Didn't Believe in Watchers
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
From Patriarchy to Eternity
Monday, February 1, 2010
Female Priesthood and The Black Widow Spider
Over at BCC today implications of the Fall were vigorously debated on Mark Brown's post Women, Men, and the Fall. Mark invited readers to consider a quote by Elder Packer extolling the superior divine attributes of woman and whether her natural virtue mitigates the effects of fall and her proclivity to sin.
Sunday, January 31, 2010
Virgins and White Raisins
Those of us who have studied ancient Middle Eastern languages know how difficult it is to arrive at an exact translation of ancient texts. There are several words in the Hebrew Bible which are used only once and which have no modern counterpart. Even after making such efforts as comparing them to Akkadian, or examining numerical clues, they remain a puzzle.
Thursday, January 28, 2010
A Short Stay in Hell
Can you imagine a worse hell for a Mormon than to wake up on the Other Side and to realize we were wrong about EVERYTHING? No three degrees of glory, no families are forever, no anthropomorphic God--not even an outer darkness as we picture it. That's what happens in Steven L. Peck's provocative, self-published novella, A Short Stay in Hell.
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Why I Want to Live the United Order
Monday, January 25, 2010
If I Weren't Being Sabotaged Daily
There are days (like today) when the burning question on my mind is what I would do if I didn't have children and a husband who bring home donuts and garlic bread slathered with butter or have birthdays and beg for Oreo-cookie-ice-cream-cakes from Dairy Queen.
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Adam and Eve in Modern Art
While looking for a piece of art to illustrate my post on Mormon Matters about the figurative nature of Adam and Eve, I discovered several modern paintings which impressed me, and I thought I'd share.
The first piece is the one I included on my post. I chose this because it went along so well with my emphasis on symbolism and my postulation that the allegorical elements of the Adam and Eve story are veiled in Mormonism, perhaps because of our emphasis on a literal, physical Adam and Eve.
Adam and Eve as UFOs (Unidentified Figurative Objects)
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
The Creation Accounts -- Unharmonized
Several years ago I did a study of Joseph Smith’s different accounts of the First Vision. It was fascinating to see how the accounts changed over time and according to his audience. I reflected that I had told my own conversion story many different ways and with different emphases over the years. It was reasonable to me that Joseph would make different points when he recounted his vision to a Jew than to a Christian minister. And it seemed natural that his story would change over time, as he gained life experience and greater depth of knowledge on the nature of God and man. I thus determined that the best use I could make of the accounts was to take each on its own merits and embrace the idiosyncrasies, rather than to try to harmonize them.
Sunday, January 10, 2010
Everything You Need is in the Manual
A Church News article published this weekend instructs Church teachers to stick to official sources in preparing their lessons. "Everything you need — and more — is in your manual," it proclaims. This type of emphasis concerns me greatly.
Friday, January 8, 2010
Chosen or Posin' ? Abraham, Buffy, and Other Choice Spirits
OT SS Lesson #2 -- originally posted at Mormon Matters
This was an interesting lesson to read after last year's brou-ha-ha over an alleged "generals in the war in heaven" quote. On the 25th of February 2008, the Church issued an official statement from the Office of the First Presidency to all General Authorities, Area Seventies, Stake Presidents, Mission Presidents, District Presidents, Temple Presidents, Bishops and Branch Presidents which read:
A statement has been circulated that asserts in part that the youth of the Church today “were generals in the war in heaven . . . and someone will ask you, ‘Which of the prophet’s time did you live in?’ and when you say ‘Gordon B. Hinckley’ a hush will fall, . . . and all in attendance will bow at your presence. [You were held back six thousand years because you were the most talented, most obedient, most courageous, and most righteous.]”*
This is a false statement. It is not Church doctrine. At various times, this statement has been attributed erroneously to President Thomas S. Monson, President Henry B. Eyring, President Boyd K. Packer, and others. None of these Brethren made this statement. Stake presidents and bishops should see that it is not used in Church talks, classes, bulletins, or newsletters. Priesthood leaders should correct anyone who attempts to perpetuate its use by any means, in accordance with “Statements Attributed to Church Leaders,” Church Handbook of Instructions, Book 1 (2006), 173.
Although this is not Church doctrine, I don't see much which distinguishes it from the following quotation in our approved Sunday School Lesson #2: